tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35552510269962519942011-04-21T15:14:47.713-07:00JOBOThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034960466016865210noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3555251026996251994.post-17368137490699032132009-04-01T01:13:00.000-07:002009-04-07T13:32:43.839-07:00If I were adequately wealthy - scratch that - when I am adequately wealthy (strictly in the monetary sense) there are a ton of things I will do, experience, share, and of course - purchase. As of late, I've had an itch to place emphasis on the purchasing aspect. Hey - If my unemployed ass can't buy it then I might as well blog about it.<br /><br />I'm generally a pretty fickle person, however, there are a few consistent items that I will purchase for my home once I can afford to. So, without further ado, I present to you -"If I Were A Rich Girl: Home Edition."<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Useless pu</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">rchase #1: T</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ime Crisis 3 - Arcade </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yhDHKaPsrfc/SdMpWXkOiCI/AAAAAAAAACI/8HwUBaCv6e4/s320/timecrisis3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319641049114511394" border="0" /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons - </span></div><div><ul><li>It's like duck-hunt on steroids while rolling on E.<br /></li><li>The guns re-coil so you feel like you're actually blowing someone's brains out!<br /></li><li>You can hide behind objects (in case you need time to reload/take a deep breath/pee your pants)<br /></li><li>Two screens! You can team up with your best bud and still have enough room to throw karate chops at your fictitious opponents - yes!</li></ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br />Useless purchase #2: The Giant Angelpoise Lamp<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/5_apr07/giant_desk_lamp.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 460px; height: 305px;" src="http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/5_apr07/giant_desk_lamp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons -<br /></span></span><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span">Everything is way cooler super giant or super mini - everyone knows that!</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span">The Angelpoise Lamp is a classic. It just had its 70th birthday last year.</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span">It produces a lot of effing light!!</span></li></ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Useless purchase #3: Black and White Photo booth</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yhDHKaPsrfc/SdOxsikPqMI/AAAAAAAAACQ/r47yNcWOx8g/s1600-h/Photobooth.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yhDHKaPsrfc/SdOxsikPqMI/AAAAAAAAACQ/r47yNcWOx8g/s320/Photobooth.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319790963605874882" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons -<br /></span><ul><li>Fun for all house guests<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span></span> - </span>everyone who visits you gets to take home a fun souvenir.</li><li>Wall of Weirdos - guests can contribute their photos to a giant wall in your home that will absolutely 100% look DOPE!! I'd keep the bar next to the photo booth 'cause lord knows the pictures will be more exciting that way.</li><li>Easy way to blacklist people - If a rando' dude happens to spill his Grey Goose Gatorade all over your tin robot collection you can easily put a red X on his photo on the Wall of Weirdos so your buddies know to check his lame ass yo! ... right.</li></ul><br />And thus concludes "If I Were A Rich Girl: Home Edition" ... stay tuned for info on sweet parties I'm DJing this Saturday!!<br /><br />Lava Lounge - Creme de la Creme!<br />Skyler's "Dance Floor Massacre" Birthday Bash! secret location TBA on April 3rd<br /><br />xo<br />Jojo<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3555251026996251994-1736813749069903213?l=jobotic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JOBOThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034960466016865210noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3555251026996251994.post-26561203888247739422009-03-19T13:55:00.000-07:002009-03-19T20:13:09.131-07:00Welcome to 'The Jobotic' - my personal blog that is an add-on to the Chipped Red Polish blog (coming soon...excitement!!). This is where I will be posting useless ramblings, updating you on upcoming events/projects, and posting things that I find interesting.<br /><br />Who am I? How the hell should I know? Here's who I can be: JOBOT, a DJ, a synth player, a pianist, a cellist, a producer, 1/3 of the production/DJ group Yello Fever, a neo-maxi zoom dweebie, a technical consultant, and often times - a mess. My passions are music and technology. Ok... I'm sick of talking about myself... oh wait... I guess that's inevitable here!<br /><br />This weekend I will be DJing some sweet events that you should check out!<br /><br />Friday, March 20th and Saturday, March 21st - I will be doing tag-team DJ sets with the extremely talented and lovely DJ Eryka (Office).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yhDHKaPsrfc/ScK3R6fwpFI/AAAAAAAAABo/_beNVj3uzM0/s1600-h/DJEryka.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yhDHKaPsrfc/ScK3R6fwpFI/AAAAAAAAABo/_beNVj3uzM0/s320/DJEryka.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315012028638733394" border="0" /></a><br />We'll be DJing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Friday at XOXO @ Crocodile - 1540 N. Milwaukee Ave.</span> This Friday will be just as dope as last Friday!<br /><br /><center><object height="270" width="400"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3471936&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1"><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3471936&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="270" width="400"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/3471936">XOXO @ CROCODILE</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1184053">CHICAGO NIGHTLIFE</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.<br /></center><br /><br />We'll be DJing <span style="font-weight: bold;">Saturday at Lisa from London's Birthday Celebration @ Xippo - 3759 N. Damen Ave.</span> Lisa owns the sweet salon <a href="http://www.streetsoflondonsalon.com/">Streets of London</a> and is awesome so... you should come celebrate her birth.<br /><br />xo<br />Jojo<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3555251026996251994-2656120388824773942?l=jobotic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JOBOThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034960466016865210noreply@blogger.com1